3/4 cup of bands
A tablespoon of humor
2oz of wholock
four drops of theatre
A pinch of youtubers
A dash of superheros

Whisk thoroughly and bake at 350°.

 

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

(Source: theclassyfedora)


AU meme: (2009-ish) Dan and Phil met on Omegle video chat as strangers.
↳ requested by anonymous

AU meme: (2009-ish) Dan and Phil met on Omegle video chat as strangers.

↳ requested by anonymous

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell)

twenty-fun-pilots:

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searching-for-purpose013:

:.:åm î sçrëåmîng tø ån ëmptÿ skÿ?:.: 
just something else i made during one of my late night drawing sessions.

searching-for-purpose013:

:.:åm î sçrëåmîng tø ån ëmptÿ skÿ?:.:

just something else i made during one of my late night drawing sessions.

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

I Do Not Cuddle

.

Molly: Sherlock...

Sherlock: *squirms around*

Sherlock: *adjusts cushions*

Sherlock: *steals part of Molly's blanket for himself*

Molly: SHERLOCK.

Sherlock: If you insist on watching these shows, you can, at the very least, let me be comfortable!

Molly: Excuse me, but you're the one that barged in here. It's my day off!

Sherlock: Hence the lounging around in your sleep wear...

Molly: IT'S COMFORTABLE!

Sherlock: I agree. That's why I changed into pajamas as well.

Molly: Don't you have a case or something to do?? Where's John?

Sherlock: *pouts* No case. John has taken his girls out for the day. It's boring at home.

Molly: *sighs wearily* I've waited ages to catch up on this series. I just want to watch it in peace.

Sherlock: *puppy dog eyes*

Molly: .... Okay, fine!! But, I don't want to hear you complaining or giving the plot away! I'll kick your arse out if you do!!

Sherlock: *grins and nods*

Molly: *takes a deep breath*

Molly: *hits the play button*

=opening credits begin=

Sherlock: *squirming intensifies*

Molly: *gritted teeth* Sherlock....

Sherlock: Getting comfortable.

Sherlock: *arms and gangly legs flail*

Molly: Ouch! Hey!

Sherlock: Just getting comfortable.

Molly: Watch it!

Sherlock: Move your leg a little.

Molly: *grumbles*

Sherlock: *shifts them about here and there*

Sherlock: *settles down*

Molly: Uhh.... Sherlock? *looks at his arm around her*

Sherlock: Hmm?

Molly: T-this isn't...um, 'getting comfortable'. It's sort of...*blushes* more like... 'cuddling'.

Sherlock: Don't be ridiculous. I would never do such a juvenile, common thing as that.

Molly: Well, you're sort of... uh...

Sherlock: Shhh! I need to watch from the beginning if I'm to follow this show properly, Molly.

Molly: Oh. Yeah. Sorry.

Sherlock: You smell nice by the way.

Molly: *distracted by his hand caressing her thigh*

Sherlock: *sighs contentedly*

Molly: *giggles*

Sherlock: Trying to watch here, Molly.

Molly: *giggles and gives him a quick peck on the cheek*

Sherlock: *pretends not to notice*

Sherlock: *blushes*

bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

(Source: 1337tattoos)